Sunday, August 26, 2007

In yo face! Scumanchester!

A Manchester United fan and Leeds United fan collide in a huge accident on the motorway. Both cars are wrecked, but amazingly both men are unhurt.

"This must be a sign from God that we are meant to be friends" says the Leeds fan, "I agree" replies the Man U fan.

The Leeds fan then returns to the wreckage of his car and finds a bottle of whisky he had been saving.

"Look" he says to the Man U fan, "this must be another sign from God, we should drink this whisky to celebrate our friendship and survival."

He hands the bottle over to the Manchester United fan who takes a large gulp from the bottle before passing it back to the Leeds fan, who then puts the top back on and returns the bottle to his car.

"Aren't you having any?" asks the Man U fan. "No" replies the Leeds fan, "I think I’ll wait 'til the Police get here."


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Wayne Liew said...

I'm a Man Utd fan and I don't drink. What the heck, this thing can fit into a Windows and Apple supporter or MCA and DAP supporter! Why Man Utd and Leeds? Zzz...